Yes I am quite sure that there are a billion things that would have happened to him before he died, and that things probably don’t float away when they die in space. But you know what? The outer-reptillians probably won’t even attain sentience until WAY too late to even encounter humans in space-battle, and you don’t seem to have a problem with that do you? No. Didn’t think so.

I think if I had to choose a new career path, it would be “science fiction noun namer”. I could just sit in a room all day being like “what’s the name of this gun in the auchtillary prime native tongue?” and then type a random assortment of consonants and apostrophes until I get something worth keeping. Actually, come to think of it, if you just replaced most vowels with apostrophes it might work too. Instead of a Salad Bowl you’d have a ” S’l’d B’wl ” er, maybe like a Forklift would be a ” F’rkl’ft “?. Maybe that idea doesn’t work as well as I’d thought. Back to the drawing board I guess. Or the Dr’w’ng B’rd? Nope.

Why isn’t Danny DeVito in more movies? I want more of that guy goin’ around.