True story.

I don’t even know why I want it so badly. I’m sure it’s essentially the same game I’ve played a million times before, the same system of playing, the same plot, the same stock characters and all of the events are probably exactly like ones in games before. I guess the reason then is … I like the ones before? I mean, I could always just go play Ruby or Gold or something, but there’s still something exciting about all of the new Pokemon and finding out what tree the professor will be named after this time. I think I play these games much in the same way that a grown human person will read Twilight. It’s intended for a younger more easily impressed upon audience, but it just appeals to the same people that it would have appealed to 8 years ago when it was appropriate.

Man I want that game.