As somebody who doesn’t drink coffee, or any of its ambiguously named cousins, it amuses me to hear people talk about which coffee house has the best coffee. It’s probably just because my palate can’t distinguish it from burnt pencil shavings, let alone differentiate different flavours and blends within that category. I guess I can understand being an actual aficionado of a certain type of food or drink (I like to think that I know just about all there is to know about the ‘meat’ sandwiches available at 7/11), but what’s really amusing is the people who clearly cannot actually tell the difference. They’re very easy to spot, because they never shut the fuck up about it.