Now I know what you’re thinking, “Keith! How did you come up with such an awesome pun? Puns like that only happen once in a lifetime!”. Well, I fear that I can’t take all the credit. Deep within a forest cave in the secret continent of Alhuay, I saw (while on one of my many excursions) the glimmer of a long forgotten treasure chest at the bottom of a pit. Rappelling down, I was able to free the chest with my mighty strength and bring it up to the cave’s entrance. My cave guide Mal’haabe warned that I shouldn’t disturb this item’s ancient slumber, but, headstrong, I broke its seal and opened the ivory lid. Out from the chest poured light and heat, nearly unbearable. At the bottom of it … was this very pun.