This guy is in for a whole world of adventure. That or taxes. Ghost taxes. Ghost laundry. Ghost crossing the street just a little bit up from the lights because that way you can cut through the gas station to get to the grocery store instead of walking all the way around the plaza.
So that explains the disembodied mustache I saw floating near my cold cuts. Shoo away, you hungry ghost!
If you feed him, he’ll hang around!